चाय पे PR
Conversations that travel
Street heat, creator tables, earned chatter.
India's first AI-native performance and marketing agency built for Indian brands.
Your competitors are buying your customers while you hesitate. Meta, Google, content, design, web, PR—one stack, one metric: ROAS.
Conversations that travel
Street heat, creator tables, earned chatter.
Launches with lift
From loud moment to editorial memory.
Culture-first growth
Indian specificity with international polish.
Memory, made measurable
A campaign world people can repeat.
Services
Performance marketing, digital, social, shoots, design, video, websites, and PR—one agency, measured in ROAS and revenue.
8
service lines
19
case studies
ROAS
only metric
परफॉर्मेंस
Google Ads and Meta Ads built for ROAS—account structure, CAPI, creative testing, and daily optimization on Indian CPMs.
डिजिटल
Full-funnel digital strategy that connects paid, organic, email, and landing journeys—no orphaned channels.
सोशल
Always-on social that feeds your ad account with fresh creative and keeps the brand sharp between campaigns.
शूट
Product, food, founder, and lifestyle shoots planned for ads and social—not stock-photo filler.
डिज़ाइन
Static suites, offer cards, menus, decks, and ad frames that convert—not just look expensive.
वीडियो
Reels, ads, and launch films edited for hook retention, sound-on mobile, and platform safe zones.
वेब
Fast, mobile-first sites and landing pages that match ad promise and close on 4G.
पीआर
Press, launches, and founder stories that make paid media convert harder and trust travel faster.
Why देसी Kala
India's first AI-native performance and marketing agency—built for Indian CPMs, Indian purchase behaviour, and Indian brands that are done subsidizing vanity metrics. If your current partner cannot show ROAS on Monday morning, you are already behind.
याद
first
Memory before media
Signal
से बिक्री
Culture into conversion
Selected Work
Nineteen live case studies across F&B, fintech, real estate, healthcare, and D2C—each tied to services we actually run.
Clientele
F&B, fine dining, fintech, and luxury—clients who chose performance over pitch-deck theatre.

Food & QSR

Fine Dining

Fintech

Retro Dining
Luxury F&B
Cafe & Bakery
Luxury F&B
Hospitality
Fintech
Food & QSR
Beverage
D2C Grocery
Real Estate
Healthcare
Luxury D2C
Fintech
Real Estate
Nightlife
Fashion D2C
Testimonials
When CPL drops and weekends sell out, that is the only testimonial that matters.
We stopped paying for pretty dashboards. देसी Kala tied every rupee to bookings and gave us creative that actually moved weekends.
Operations Lead
Chapter 2
How We Work
Audit, wire AI, scale winners, report in money—so you know exactly what we killed and what we funded.
Step 1
We find wasted spend—broken pixels, tired creative, and accounts built for decks, not revenue.
Step 2
Performance, social, content, design, web, and PR plugged into one operating rhythm.
Step 3
Launch fast, kill losers in days, scale winners before your competitor schedules a review.
Step 4
ROAS, CPA, bookings, leads—what to fund next Monday, not next quarter.
Final Signal
Every week you wait, a competitor buys your customer cheaper. Start a brief—or keep explaining weak numbers to your board.